I was the typical tight-ass-born-again go-getter until I met one man who turned my life around… Now thanks to ‘Will Bender’s 12 Step Program To Spiritual Enlightenment,’ I got the spiritual kick in the head I needed - quit my shit job, filed for divorce and am currently on vaco with my bisexual lover where we’re having lots of dangerous sex with 3rd world revolutionaries — Thanks WILL BENDER!! Don’t stop believin!
– Debra Shelton, former producer of WB turned fugitive
Posted on Wednesday June 9th